ScottyTacoBody’s Anti Christmas List
Instead of putting together a list of things I want for Christmas this year. This is what I DON’T WANT
- UGLY CLOTHING –My GF says I have enough ugly clothes
- Toiletry Kit- Who needs a kit for the Toilet?
- Bath Salts- Baths are for Girls
- Socks- My Grandma gets me some every year
- T-Shirts with funny sayings-If it isn’t StarWars themed I won’t wear it.
- Movies I’ve already bootlegged- I already stole them
- Candles- I am a boy
- A Handkerchief- Who Uses those any more?
- Scarfs?- My Neck is naturally warm.
- Soap on a Rope- I have no plans to go to prison this year.